you can ask us things and well respond i guess

yeah it's pretty cool!!

on a more serious note you guys should go ask us some new questions

and not reverse psychology not questions because that is the opposite of cool

and will not increase the likelihood of you seeing makeouts

ever

okay

well sometimes i have to get creative! it can be hard but the master prankster can always find away to crack that dumb cool kid shell.

shit john dont do that things might get a little too adult for our audience

man fuck video games i am kingdom hearts in real life

you see this sord

this is my motherfuckin keyblade

in fact one time some guy asked me if it was a keyblade which was pretty fucking stupid if you ask me its way too cool for that

anyway

oh well that is true! i don’t really wanna talk about it though. sorry.

i did get really mad when dave took a picture of my butt!!! god dave’s the biggest doofus sometimes i don’t even know what to do with him heh!

dave’s the big one! he thinks it’s because he’s the man in the relationship or something but it’s really just because he’s taller!! 

i dont think you understand how sassy i am

i am the sassmeister

i come around at midnight every year and deliver sass to little children

they all write me letters oh dave please give me extra sass i have been a good boy this year love timmy

well timmy ive got a bag on my shoulder and its bulging with sass just for you

youre welcome

uh sorry dude i think you mean sheer fucking manliness thats all we got over here

i like his teeth! 

i think he likes my mouth because he’s so crazy about kissing it hehe